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ohhhhh boy....you guys soooo don't know where you're moving into...or who with!!! hahaha kidding

Jessica

Just hooooold on a second here...

Lesley, Greg, other LEGITIMATE Maravians...

I've seen this type of thing before. Something seems awfully suspicious about these folks who call themselves "The Robaszeks". Any coincidence the first three letters of "Robaszek" are "R, O and B"...just like "Robson"?! Could this be another Robsonite prank being played upon us good hearted but somewhat dim witted Maravians?

I have a surefire way of making sure this "Andrea" as she calls herself is above board. It's a test I've developed that ONLY a Maravian could pass.

Here goes...

Andrea...and family...I wish you all the best...please answer the following:

1) The street is named “Mara Circle”. But is it ACTUALLY a “circle”?
2) Fill in ALL the blanks: M_ra Circle.
3) Mara intersects Meighen Way in two spots. How many times does Mara intersect with Meighen? Take your time with this one.
4) Mara is being developed as part of Phase 13. What phase was built immediately PRIOR to Phase 13? Hint: This phase was developed AFTER Phase 11.

Andrea, I do hope you pass the test. I'd love to welcome some new neighbours to the mix.

P.S. Our daughter is just a few months older than Lucas.

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Mark

Goulart...Ahhh, a Benetian, eh? Your cuisine fills me up, your wine comes in bottles, your beaches are sandy and I look up to your skies! What more kudos can I bestow upon such a place? Welcome!

The "Wobbly Horseshoe" (aka Mara) is home to all!

Andrea: Nevermind pass...you aced the test! Even just two correct answers would have qualified you as a true Maravian. You got all four! No other Maravian has ever pulled off the "Perfect Score"! Julie almost did it but got stuck on question #2, skipped it but forgot to come back to it. We close June 22, good luck on your framewalk and selling is not an option...Mara is kind of like the Hotel California...you can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Greg: You make me laugh dude! Ummm...did the neighbours really say my kids are great? Oh, and Mrs. Wilson always lies about her age...she told you only 78?!...she's so cute!

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Mark

Alright Alright.... Here I am...back from the dead...

(PSSSST, GREG.....thanks for giving me the heads up about Mark bad mouthing me online.)

Hello to my new fellow neighbours.....Sorry I haven't been in the conversation lately. Amongst having to host Gregs & Lesley's GANG over practically EVERYDAY cause their house is up for sale (and when there's a showing they have no where to go....mainly cause no one can handle the 8 of them all together) I've been tending to my very ill children. Kevin was hit.....with the flu.... MARK (along with Greg's two youngest) last week and well I THOUGHT all was good...my oldest is now down and out for the count.

Andrea: I am really not what Mark and Greg make me out to be...actually the REAL story is that He and Greg just can't get enough of Daryl and I. - They follow us around, when they know we are going to the site, they all of the sudden show up. Mark emails me all the time and just so you know what to look for when you see him in person, he's the MAD SCIENCE guy who looks the part. Greg...we'll lets just say that he is the real trouble maker. Very Tall and, babyface/innocent looking.....but lookout, I am sure sometime soon, Lesley will point out that she takes NO RESPONSIBILITY for what Greg does or says. ( Just to let you in on a wee secret - He's a escapee from the local mental institute!)

Anyhow, nice to meet you and soon enough we will all be sitting in Greg's backyard, watching all the wee ones tear up the new grass, while we all sit back and drink wine - no cabs needed!

Jules

You know this "special" post only open to "Maravians", or "Matrians"that live on off kilter horseshoes or whatever you guys call yourselves these days make the rest of us little people in that live in Semis on other streets (aka. Wickson Way) feel left out....

not all of us have the room for UFO landing pads in our backyard (Greg)......

Or previous neighbours that are 78 and lie about thier age and have unidentifiable rashes (Mark)

Or new neighbours that are so horrified to be joining the "clan" that are going to ask Mattamy for the Custom "electric fencing" upgrade around their property to keep the "wild beasts out"

And then there is little me living two streets down in my perfect "lillte life" that contrasts Greg's GREAT BIG LIFE greatly.........

Now back to reality let me lay it on the line for all of you with big houses and big backyards.....make sure to leave room for the little people in the neighbourhood too.......I expect to be invited to all the Mara Circle Parties, BBQ's and anyting else......got it..........so there............

Dont you just live this community...were so loving and close knit......dont you think?

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Adrienne & Ryan

Yeah funny Greg....you wont be laughing when i CRASH your parties.....however youll be glad to know that being the upstanding Italian Girl that I am I never come empty handed...actually Gary Lumbers wants to be invited to my house for dinner....so there...maybe if your good ill invite you too....I put California Sandwiches Veal Parm to shame.....So on those hot days after I moved in and your still moving in and need a break you can come by my little house for a break....and as far as police checks....im a teacher.....I have had so many of them done they know me by first name...actually i need to sign an offence declaration as we speak...should i be worried?

And as far as Ryan goes yeah he seems cool until summer hits and we have Jet Skis sitting all over our driveway waiting to be fixed....heck we may bring them over to your house for storage.....Summer is the off season for UFO landings isnt it?

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Adrienne & Ryan

Whoa!

See what you've done in creating this thread Andrea? The whole thing has gone completely off the rails...

Adrienne: Can I PLEASE have a standing invite to your house and to Wickson Way? I'm gonna need it - just to stay sane. And you and I can sip cocktails while Greg sweats his pretty little self away mowing the lawn of his back forty...don't let him fool you into thinking the kids will do the work...you KNOW who's gonna get stuck with that prison sentence.

Jules: It was a COMPLIMENT!! I swear! According to my "story" you were the only Maravian who got three correct answers (other than Andrea's perfect score). I only got two right. And before even taking the test Greg spelled his name with a third "G" and a silent "K", then got his #2 pencil stuck in his nostril, so he was disqualified right off the bat.

Greg: Adrienne is good people - so no worries. We work at her school and the kids tell our staff she's "all good" as long she gets her meds and has a little help from her friend "Mickey". BTW, how's the nostril? Did they have to leave the tip of the pencil in there?

Now in order to keep this crazy thread from appearing exclusionairy to non-Maravians, how do we go about initiating plans for the first annual late summer street party along the back of Mara Circle? All are welcome.

Cheers!

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Mark

ok....I have some insight on this.....Mark seems like an OK guy....pretty good head on his shoulders when it needs to be.....although I do wonder how many mad explosions there are at work....that get blamed on innocent children.

Adrienne and Ryan...inside scoop on them is that Ryan is gonna help me fix up my JetSki after my blonde moments..and there are many....and from my sisters who have all gone to Adrienne's school...there are no completely bad comments...they are teenagers...haha

I am just upset that I don't have a cool street identifying name saying who I am....hmmmm I kind of like the sound of being a "Kearns-in-ian".....nice ring to it!!!! haha

Jessica

PS: I have already driven by and "stalked" out the horseshoe....we are in the midst of a move up and deciding whether to go resale or new Mattamy....so if any of you are scared off....PM me....especially if you have a Toth....

Hey, thanks Jessica...I think

You'd fit right in...particularly now that I have this vision of you manically taking the claw end of a hammer to your drywall mantle, a la Jack Nicholson in The Shining, while your husband walks into the house, completely unaware of your plan to "renovate" the family room.

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Mark

No problem Mark Ill even make the Veal Parm just for you...Then to show just how loving and symapthetic we can all be we can walk by Gregs house (while eating and drinking) to cheer him on.....Ummmm so DEAL you being the drinks (something girly like coolers please) and Ill do the Italian cooking......never a shortage of food at my house.......We even make our own tomato sauce in August like every good italian shoud

Oh and PSSSSSSSSSSSSSST EVERYONE better watch out for GREG! Ive seen him with his hard hat and steel toed boots walking around the construction site like he owns the place....breaking into other peoples houses and listening to other peoples framewalk issues from the closet that has not even been drywalled yet....YOU THOUGHT THAT I DIDNT SEE YOU THERE DIDNT YOU

So when i need a mental breakdown ill visit Mara Horseshoe and when you need sanity you come to Wickson Way

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Adrienne & Ryan