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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 4:19 pm 
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GeorgeT wrote:
Knave wrote:
The decline in housing prices thread has over 600 posts.

I think that is the biggest thread I am aware of.

Will cats beat it?



As a community, we must ensure it's survival. Think of it like hands across america or something similar. Y'know, hands across hawthorne kinda thingy.

Or perhaps in the spirit of it's absurdity, mabey think of it like a communal garden. If we all stop by regularly, pull a weed here and there, give it some water if it is looking a bit dry, do a spot of pruning if required, fertilize as needed, welcome any roaming-at-large untagged, unchipped, uninvited, unsupervised neighbourhood cats and offer them tea and cookies. It will be a virtual shangri-la. If we all do our little bit it will thrive for future generations to behold and admire.


Don't forget to capture and torture the cats by keeping them in a safe and warm garage with food and water.


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PostPosted: Fri May 13, 2011 6:17 pm 
All this could of been avoided if that culprit cat was "offed". now look!


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lets get this bad boy back to the top!

i punched a homeless kitten in the face in honor of this thread


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Sir Ryasus wrote:

i punched a homeless kitten in the face in honor of this thread


Was it this one?

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It could also be this cat.

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I'm so sorry. I tried. I really did. I could not resist giving this thread a "dead cat bounce"

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ok I have a fix for it and trust me it is very effective and will work for sure....

Take a wooden stick and nail a picture of your wife on it. Put it right in the middle of your backyard. For better results you can do more than one pic on all four corners and for guarateed results make sure wife has no make up on.

and please dont say thanks....just doing my part for the community.

cheers.....


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 5:13 pm 
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Excellent 2nd post. Lets hope your wife didn't join today too. :twisted: How does your wife's family react when you call her scarecrow on a stick?
Welcome to the forum. It gets worse.

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